I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm going to jail i love you
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
now i know why i became what i already was.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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