Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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