Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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