I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My vagina is very pro this idea
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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