i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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