Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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