I hope mine doesn't look like that
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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