Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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