So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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