Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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