Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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