lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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