he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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