I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We talked him into tasing himself.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I touched a dick in church today
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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