oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dick very happy bro
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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