His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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