Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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