The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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