All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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