The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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