I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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