What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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