where does the pee come out of this thing
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I AM VODKA MAN
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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