Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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