What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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