But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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