do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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