never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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