He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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