That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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