and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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