Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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