just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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