Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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