I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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