from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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