Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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