Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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