Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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