I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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