So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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