Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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