Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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He felt like a one man threesome
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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