That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
