So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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