My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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