I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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