school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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