i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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