Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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