he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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