We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
