Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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