covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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