Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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