It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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