Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This girl is more easily done than said...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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