So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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