I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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