She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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