my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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